bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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