nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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