Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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