The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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