what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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