I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Houston, we have a blender
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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