Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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