Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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