But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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