he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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