I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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