I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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