You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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