how can u be prego again
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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