Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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