he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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