How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just tell him i said nine months
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
