im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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