Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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