are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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