absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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