ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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