Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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