If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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