so explain again why im purple
no
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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