So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Even my vagina gasped.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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