So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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