Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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