i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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