worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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