Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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