he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize