ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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