Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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