how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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