you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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