butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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