talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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