i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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