i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
