I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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