is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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