I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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