his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
