i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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