You really coming over, don't trick.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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