So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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