Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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