turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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