did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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