My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
