she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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