People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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