she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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