Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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